Aerosol was a spray
You ate Betty Crocker products
A bucket was used for cleaning
Peanut Butter and Jelly was a sandwich
Crabs didn’t say “FUCKASS”
Ships were sea vessels
Ketchup and Mustard were condiments
Rosemary was just a seasoning
Rainbows didn’t represent a hierarchy
Major character deaths barely existed
You didn’t fear lollipops
REMEMBER WHEN HOMESTUCK DIDN’T TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE