osomatsu: youre a fun person and you like to have a good time. you often complain about the lack of osomatsu art in the tag.
karamatsu: you either pity the poor guy or youre just as painful as him. either way you love seeing him suffer.
choromatsu: youre a weeaboo or you really like tsukkomis. either way, youre a nerd.
ichimatsu: your biggest kink is being kinkshamed. you dont have many friends, but the ones you do have are closer than you could ever imagine.
jyushimatsu: you protect sunshine children with your life. you also have the energy of a thousand suns or have no energy at all and wish for jyushi’s energy to rub off on you.
todomatsu: you are a filthy fuckin trash bag but you look damn cute at the same time. you dont like dealing with people, but you do it anyways.
iyami: you really want people to like you. you also have the fighting skills of a wet noodle and look great in formal clothes.
chibita: youre pissed at everything, all the time. either youre a great cook or youre great at eating things. you probably ship karabita.
hatabou: you love cute things but also have a sinful side. youre either fuckin loaded or want friends who have money.
totoko: youre hella cool and cute but also want to murder people who get in the way of your success. or you just like cute girls.
nyaa-chan: youre a fuckin furry weeaboo. i respect that.
dayon: youve killed a man. maybe more. you probably ate the body. or you just like side characters.
dekapan: you probably have a few restraining orders against you, but thats ok. you mean no harm in anything you do.
matsuyo: you are the mom of your friend group. you refuse to take shit from anyone who tries to hurt those close to you.
matsuzo: you are Afraid of everything. may god have mercy on your pathetic soul.
esp kitty: the right choice, obviously. you are brutally honest and fun to be around.