ltcol-kilgore:

aceofsnakes:

iverbz:

sonypraystation:

gang0fwolves:

thegardenofbooty:

if your boyfriend isn’t strong enough to pick you up and pin you against the wall, you have a girlfriend.

……..what

if your boyfriend doesn’t suplex you on sight he aint a man

If your man can’t hold you in a full Nelson he becomes your sister

If you defeat him in unarmed combat, you become the boyfriend

i now award you the title of big boyfriend