great-blaster:

This question was from my anon blog. It looks like, rather than not translating, Crunchyroll’s translation got cut off from lack of space. Some parts of it are still wrong… 

On the left is the translation by Crunchyroll, on the right is the original for your own viewing. My translation below: 

-You may use up to 3 items
-Bananas up to 300 yen
-Shells recommended
-In regards to Fappymatsuing…
-You may use up to 4 tissues each time
-One bottle of lube per person
-Reinforcing the use of seatbelts month
-No sauvage allowed
-No gorillas may enter (extremely ugly girls though are allowed)
-The staff is like a family and the studio has a very at-home feel
-Control over speed
-Speed over control
-No fucking allowed (*Written as “fucks” which is the action of fucking, not something emotional)
-No playing at the school gates (*Since it is not in kanji, it could possibly mean “No playing with your/other people’s assholes”)

-Each person is allowed up to 5 Sheeeh’s
-Let’s make cute
-You can hide your ugliness
-Looking for ambitious people!!
-No pulling others, no buttering others up, no reflecting on your past
-Only 30 oden per person
-Do you like dogs? Cats?
-No being bare naked
-(Matsu sign) ←This is a pine, it is not XXX (*The XXX possibly stands for “chinko” which means “dick”)
-Go to sleep earlier the night before
-More than briefs, less than trunks
-Try not to look to the sides or doze off
-This is an Anime-At-Your-Own-Responsibility, please don’t forget
-No carrying toilet paper  

-Nipple radius may only be up to 3cm
-Racers’ experience, age, sex, citizenship, education, and employment will not be questioned
-Briefs?? Or boxers??
-Nah, I prefer the red loin cloth (*Red fundoshi)
-Faito dayo!! (*Reference to Jyushimatsu’s line in episode 1)
-Normal driver’s license is required
-Snacks are bananas (*Usually will say “Bananas are snacks,” but they switched the words around)
-Beware of falling nether regions
-No bringing ESP kitties allowed
-Sheeeh!!!!!

There are no rules in particular. Everyone, please enjoy yourselves without getting hurt.