ARIES • aren’t a go getter who gets mad at everything
TAURUS • don’t eat food 24/7
CANCER • don’t cry all the time
GEMINI • aren’t two faced and gossipy
LEO • aren’t conceited and vain
VIRGO • aren’t an obsessive perfectionist
LIBRA • aren’t popular and indecisive
SCORPIO • aren’t violent all the time
SAGITTARIUS • aren’t a loud mouthed optimist
CAPRICORN • aren’t always serious and scary
AQUARIUS • aren’t a pensive trailblazer with a pension for stalking
PISCES • aren’t a fishy wishy washy emotional nutcase