American public school things

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radicaltrains:

• the Pacer
• a million standardized tests
• waking up way too early
• some two girls always screaming “OH MY GOD I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER” in the hallway
• stress breakdowns before finals
• gum under your desk, even in schools that have never allowed gum
• Jeopardy review
• the Cupid Shuffle
• shitty cafeteria food
• FREEZE
• EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS

What is the pacer

The pacer test. Where you sprint back and forth across the gym and whoever lasts the longest without experiencing heart failure or respiratory distress wins.

DON’T FORGET THE FLAG