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remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a fucked up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4×4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

really? Our version was more like..

i hate you

you hate me

lets go out and kill barney

with a great big gun

two bullets to the head

WOOPS LOOK AT THAT, BARNEY’S DEAD.

Ours was like:

JOY TO THE WORLD THAT BARNEY’S DEAD

WE BARBECUED HIS HEAD

DON’T WORRY ‘BOUT THE BODY

WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUND IT GOES

AND ROUND AND ROUUUUUND AND ROUND IT GOES

I hate you,

You hate me,

Let’s get together and kill Barney, 

With an AK-47 and a shot to the head,

Uh-oh Barney’s dead

The one I knew was:

I hate you, 

you hate me, 

let’s get together and kill barney

sorry kids but Barney’s dead, 

we just shot him in the head

a b c d e f g

barney is my enemy

stick a rifle up his nose

pull the trigger there he goes

sorry kids barney’s dead

here he is without a head

You’re all fucked up

The one I grew up with was:

I hate you,
You hate me,
Lets go out and kill Barney.
With a shot gun,
Bang bang,
Barney on the floor.
No more purple dinosaur

Ours was:
I hate you,
You hate me,
Let’s get together and kill Barney.
With a one shot,
Two shot,
Three shot,
Four,
Barneys head is on the floor.

oh shit these were popular when i was like 7 and it was like
i hate you
you hate me
let’s get together and kill barnie
with a double bar-
-rel shotgun to the head
we’ll throw him down the river cause
he’s finally dead!!

no my love for barney as a child hurts my soul