Heathers: The Musical Roleplay Starters

“We could be beautiful.”
“Just not today.”
“I pray for a better way.”
“You’ve got a bone to pick?”
“You’ve come so far!”
“I’d normally bite your face off.”
“I’m feeling nice.”
“Seems every time I’m about to despair, there’s a seven eleven right there…”
“Don’t open a vein, just freeze your brain!”
“I could change my name and ride up to Seattle.”
“I’m a dead girl walking.”
“Sorry, but I really had to wake you.”
“See, I’ve decided I must ride you till I break you.”
“You’re my last meal on death row.”
“Shut your mouth, and lose them tightie-whities!”
“No sleep tonight for you, better chug that Mountain Dew.”
“Yeah, we’re damaged, really damaged, but that does not make us wise?”
“Your love’s too good to lose.”
“I wish your dad were good.”
“I wish grown-ups understood.”
“I wish we’d met before they convinced you life was war.”
“No one here deserves to die.”