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ask-irl-evilmatsu:

shirfey:

A thought about them that they’d never share:  he’s a tall elf!!
First impression of them:  “Ah, this must be the bad side. Welcome to the world, horrible one.”
Favorite thing about them: the penis his cute grumpy attitude
Least favorite thing about them: THE HEIGHT. I’M OLDER THAN YOU WHY AM I THE SHORTEST
Hopes for their future relationship: suburb family with a child and a terrible job? o3o

@ask-irl-evilmatsu

Well I’m glad my dick attitude is pleasin’ ta ya.

[Nervous coughing] Y-yeah. ahem.