💫 friendship / pre est. memes 💫

” sarcasm is for winners, (insert name of muse) ”
” look! i drew a giant penis in the sand! ”
” if you push me off rainbow road, i’ll blue shell you to hell. ”
” excuse you, sharknado is a classic! ”
” … and that’s why i have this 10% employee discount card for kfc. ”
” did you just blue shell me you piece of shit? ”
” i love you, but you’re being a shitbucket right now. ”
” SQUEEZE MY FUCKING ARMPITS. ”
” have you ever farted so hard and felt like you broke your sphincter? ”
[ txt ] iconic.
[ txt ] 💃 dances angrily
[ txt ] if i find out ur the asswipe that ate the last of the dinosaur nuggets im gonna break ur neck
[ txt ] okay you gotta get charming, you gotta flirt. and by flirt i mean eye fuck awkwardly for half an hour until one or both of you leave.
[ txt ] he farts whenever he walks into the room, i don’t know how long our friendship will last.
[ txt ] he tried to be sexy and asked who my daddy was so i said i don’t know.
[ txt ] i just opee dn up the vodk a le tsgo