Levi: Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
Eren: I did. I broke it.
Levi: No. No, you didn’t. Sasha?
Sasha: Don’t look at me, look at Connie.
Connie: What?! I didn’t break it!
Sasha: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
Connie: Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Sasha: Suspicious.
Connie: No, it’s not!
Armin: If it matters, probably not but… Jean was the last one to use it.
Jean: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Armin: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jean: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Armin!
Eren: Let’s not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it, Captain.
Levi: No. Who broke it?
Historia: Captain, Mikasa’s been awfully quiet…
Mikasa: Really?!
Historia: Yeah, really!
(yelling ensues)
…
Levi: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. Its was getting a little chummy around here.