Things my family members have said RP sentence starters

“Honey, put the sword down and come eat dinner.”
“I will be the sexiest fucking ghost.”
“Boo! I’m a pirate.”
“I’M A SPOOKY GHOST, MOTHERFUCKER.”
“Thank the meme gods.”
“I’m a cool dad!”
“We all already know I’m the disappointment of the family.”
“I don’t get it.”
“What’s a “doge meme?”
“Do you want the sexy cloak or the not sexy cloak?”
“I did NOT say that.”
“I wasn’t technically SCAMMING him…”
“Why would you say something like that?”
“Go away.”
“You’re a nerd.”