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“THINGS REAL CHEERLEADERS ACTUALLY SAY BUT YOU’LL NEVER HEAR IN THE MOVIES” STARTERS

• “I can almost smell the testosterone.”
  
• “I hate this uniform more than I hate frizzy hair.”
  
• “Spray your perfume one more time, I dare you.”
  
• “Fear the spirit.”
  
• “I just want to go home.”
  
• “When I walked in the band hall everyone shrank away from me like I was going to eat them.”
  
• “Does anyone actually shave the backs of their thighs?”
  
• “Is she still engaged?”
• “I look like a rotten potato.”
  
• “I got really drunk and invented a new dance move, and now people are doing it and naming it after me.”
  
• “You’re the bane of my perky existence.”
  
• “Get me Starbucks or I gut you.”
  
• “Can punches with pom-poms still give black eyes? You’re about to find out.”
  
• “High school is hell, so we might as well sell our souls to the devil.”
  
• “GOD FUCKING ASSHAT JERKHOLE DOUCHE DAMMIT!”
  
• “They only talk about Naked palettes and Kendra Scott earrings and Lily Pulitzer dresses and other shit no one gives a fuck about.”
  
• “Cheerleaders aren’t really that bad, they’re just living up to you expectations.”
  
• “It takes skill to giggle and smile and shout for a team that loses zero to seventy-two.”
• “She’s like the cheerleader Antichrist. The anticheerleader.”
  
• “I’M IN THE WRONG FUCKING LANE!”
  
• “My parents told me I had to take karate lessons or drive a massive truck. Get in, loser, we’re going to the game.”
• “I’m going to shove my poms so far up your ass you’ll be shitting glitter for the next two decades.”
• “They decided they hated me before they even met me.”
  
• “I didn’t steal your boyfriend, he just came to his senses.”
  
• “We don’t have that much drama, our drama’s just way more entertaining.”
  
• “I bet you five dollars she’s going to get tackled before this season ends.”
  
• “I don’t bet on the lives of my teammates.”
  
• “How about ten dollars?”
  
• “You’ve got a deal.”
  
• “If she’s captain next year, I’m rioting.”
• “She’s everything I hate in a cute little giggly package.”