ask-irl-evilmatsu:

theeighthbrother:

ask-irl-evilmatsu:

theeighthbrother:

“Well..two holes and a lot of stamina…~”

“Also lube, a lot of days, a hunger for dicks, and the preparation of not being able to walks for at least a month of 2.”

“…Then there’s needing a shit ton of makeup or clothes to cover up the marks the morning after.”

“Yeah dat’s true, dun f’ get th’ pain next mornin’, o’ noon dependin’ how long it goes and I’m pretty sure both f’ us will be switchin’ places too so~”

“Good Lord are you using a tree in your courtly actions?”