Send “I thought I locked that.”

rpmindthinker:

For my muse to walk in on yours doing one of the following:

1) Crying
2) Sleeping
3) Reading
4) Masturbating
5) Watching porn
6) Watching a cheesy television show/movie
7) Watching home movies
8) Cleaning a wound
9) Showering
10) Having sex with someone
11) Changing
12) Covered in blood
13) Standing over a body
14) Dancing
15) Singing
16) Trying on new clothes
17) Stealing something
18) Getting sick
19) Talking to themselves
20) Impersonating my muse