“No Parents!” Starters

“You gotta come over!”
“We can eat candies for dinner!”
“No, I’m the daddy!”
“Man, that’s impossible!”
“That’s unbelievable!”
“That’s incredible, man!”
“Oh man look at this crayon, it’s too big man!”
“Let’s do alcohol!”
“Man, we’re not even (age)”
“Dude I found my dad’s weapon stash!”
“Gimme back the princess!”
“Hey man, you got anymore starbursts?”
“You’re on your own!”
“You got a pimple, man…”
“Should we do something about the guys standing outside?”
“What’re we gonna do with the bodies??”
“You wanna watch a porno?”
“WHY DID WE THING IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO DRIVE??”
“I think it’s in the other one…”
“I need a doctor, man…”
“No turning back.”