Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice?
Aku
Who threatens to leave but never actually does?
Kami
Who actually keeps their word and leaves?
Aku
Who trashes the house?
Aku
Do either of them get physical?
Sometimes, but it never lasts long.
How often do they argue/disagree?
less than you think
Who is the first to apologise?
Kami
Sex:
Who is on top?
Aku
Who is on the bottom?
Kami
Who has the strangest desires?
Aku
Any kinks?
shush not saying here
Who’s dominant in bed?
Aku
Is head ever in the equation?
well is it?
If so, who is better at performing it?
If so I’d say Kami omfg
Ever had sex in public?
no
Who moans the most?
Kami
Who leaves the most marks?
Aku
Who screams the loudest?
Kami
Who is the more experienced of the two?
Aku
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?
i wanna say both bc one is good and the other is evil lol
Rough or soft?
both
How long do they usually last?
its never consistent so sssh
Is protection used?
SOMETIMES. HMM.
Does it ever get boring?
idk maybe
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?
shush private discussion
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?
kami wants them kids
If so, how many children do your muses want/have?
kami wants one idk bout aku
Who is the favorite parent?
I wanna say kami bc he’s the good cop but Aku has more fun with the kids so 50/50
Who is the authoritative parent?
aku and kami they both are jfc
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?
BOTH like the kids can fake being sick and kami will not hesitate to call the school and aku seems like the dad who says ‘as long as you stay out of my business u can stay home’
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?
aku with junk food, kami with sweets
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?
Aku
Who goes to parent teacher interviews?
Kami
Who changes the diapers?
both
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?
Kami
Who spends the most time with the children?
BOTH??
Who packs their lunch boxes?
Aku does it first, then Kami ‘re-arranges’ it after
Who gives their children ‘the talk’?
aku
Who cleans up after the kids?
kami
Who worries the most?
kami
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?
aku
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle?
kami
Who is the little spoon?
kami
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?
aku
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?
aku
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?
WELL AKU CAN GET P UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SWEET LOVEY DOVEY HUGS AND KAMI JUST GETS TURNED ON BY THE BURNS SO BEST OF BOTH WORLDS (chill it out take it slow, then you’re rockin the show)
Who gives the most kisses?
aku
What is their favourite non-sexual activity?
playing mario kart. they both are vicious beasts and no one is safe.
Where is their favourite place to cuddle?
kami likes the outside porch and aku likes the bed
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?
aku
How often do they get time to themselves?
quite often
Sleeping:
Who snores?
aku
If both do, who snores the loudest?
aku
Do they share a bed or sleep separately?
when aku first moved in they had lucy and ricky beds but seen got the money to get a king size for them both
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?
it starts with them far apart but over time they just cling
Who talks in their sleep?
kami
What do they wear to bed?
aku? little to nothing lol.
Kami? [stares at mlp pjs]
Are either of your muses insomniacs?
no
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?
no
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?
kami wraps himself around aku and aku shoves him off
Who wakes up with bed hair?
kami
Who wakes up first?
usually kami, but if it’s the day after sex night it’s aku
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?
no one. kami hates eating in the bedroom and aku doesn’t like to make breakfast.
What is their favourite sleeping position?
kami usually just lies on his side facing aku. aku sleeps on his back.
Who hogs the sheets?
aku
Do they set an alarm each night?
kami does
Can a television be found in their bedroom?
yes
Who has nightmares?
both
Who has ridiculous dreams?
both
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?
aku
Who makes the bed?
kami
What time is bed time?
10:00 for kami, aku kind of has his own random time
Any routines/rituals before bed?
nothing really
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?
aku
Work:
Who is the busiest?
aku
Who rakes in the highest income?
aku
Are any of your muses unemployed?
no
Who takes the most sick days?
aku
Who is more likely to turn up late to work?
aku
Who sucks up to their boss?
kami
What are their jobs?
GOTTA DISCUSS WITH AKU, BUT KAMI WORKS FROM HOME CARETAKING
Who stresses the most?
aku
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?
aku despises it im sure
Are your muses financially stable?
yes
Home:
Who does the washing?
can i just say that kami does most if not all of the chores
Who takes out the trash?
Who does the ironing?
Who does the cooking?
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?
aku
Who is messier?
aku
Who leaves the toilet roll empty?
aku
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?
aku
Who forgets to flush the toilet?
AKU
Who is the prankster around the house?
AKU
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?
AKU IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE CAR SO
Who mows the lawn?
surprisingly, aku does.
Who answers the telephone?
kami
Who does the vacuuming?
kaaami
Who does the groceries?
kam
Who takes the longest to shower?
they both do. especially if they both are in there together wibk wonk
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
kami
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem?
no
How many cars do they own?
1
Do they own their home or do they rent?
rent
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?
coast
Do they live in the city or in the country?
suburb
Do they enjoy their surroundings?
yes
What’s their song?
stray cat strut IM- XD
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
their own thing
Where did they first meet?
did ya see the episode buddy
How did they first meet?
da episode
Who spends the most money when out shopping?
aku
Who’s more likely to flash their assets?
idk
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?
aku
Any mental issues?
yes but id rather not discuss
Who’s terrified of bugs?
none
Who kills the spiders around the house?
aku
Their favourite place?
idk bout aku but kami loves seaports
Who pays the bills?
both
Do they have any fears for their future?
yes
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?
aku
Who uses up all of the hot water?
kami
Who’s the tallest?
aku
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?
aku
Who wanders around in their underwear?
aku
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
kami
What do they tease each other about?
e veyrthing
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?
kami
Do they have mutual friends?
ye
Who crushed first?
kami
Any alcohol or substance related problems?
no
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?
aku
Who swears the most?
aku
Hot cocoa haven 