coyotedoesrpmemes:

                                         Sentence Meme
          Romantically Apocalyptic – Mr Snippy Edition pt 2

• “I fell from space.”
  
• “This catalog is three decades old.”
  
• “You want me to end winter, with this?!”
  
• “Bottle caps are not a form of payment.”
  
• “How long are you going to screw around with me?!”
  

• “Well, what do you want me to do with this trowel? Scrape your limo’s windows? Plant some petunias out the back?”

• “Wait, what? Who’s everyone? Who’s clapping?”
  
• “Stop showing me this nonsense.”
  
• “No. Not ever. I’m never harvesting anyone human.”
  
• “Whatever do you mean?”
  
• “That’s just disgusting!”
  
• “We are not ‘bestest organic friends’!”
  
• “One sane companion, is that too much to ask for?”
  
• “
  I’m getting real tired of these incompetently retarded companions. Real tired.”
  

• “First they dig a hole for me, then they fall into it themselves and cry “Save us! This hole is so deep! Your shallowness will help defeat it!”
  

• “Don’t worry about me. I am FIREPROOF!”
  
• “I had no idea what his problem was.”
  
• “Pretty sure I’ve no heartbeat now.”
  
• “I feel marginally better now.”
  
• “I’m never getting used to being dead!”
  
• “So far I’ve died 457 times.”
  
• “Says the voices in my head!”
  
• “All you ever talk about is consuming things!”
  
• “MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL HUMAN FACE!”
  
• “We don’t have a fridge.”
  
• “As far as murderous companions go, he was okay to deal with.”
  

• “Rocks do not have feelings! I am not greeting rocks! This is ridiculous!”

• “Answer me, universe! Do you also have feelings?!”

• “I’ll sic my talking rock at you! It’s got lasers and everything!”
  

• “My status is not questionable!”

• “If I had a credit every time someone filed a lawsuit against me…”

• “You’d better taste like a pineapple!”