shit hentais say starters

justanordinarydragonfucker:

“Not up against the glass, you idiot!”

“What do you mean, eggs?”

“Bees?!”

“It’s a great thing I’m such a good ninja, otherwise who knows what might have happened.”

“Hello, Mister Plumber.”

“Could you open the door for me?”

“Yes, Doctor, I’d like a checkup.”

“Oh, that must be the pizza guy!”

“Don’t you want a taste of this?”

“You can’t keep a true hero down!”

“No one’s coming. And that’s a shame.”

“Say, how does that swimsuit look?”

“In the changing room? I don’t think so.”

“ZA WARUDO!”

“Oh, that’s a really old collar.”

“Don’t you ever bathe? Your room stinks of sweat.”

“Don’t follow me into the bathroom.”

“Try to put a little more effort into it, could you?”

“This potion can control the mind of any woman who drinks it. I’ll sell it to you… if you can satisfy my conditions first.”

“I hate maid uniforms.”

“You didn’t shave again, I see.”

“People are starting to talk.”

“No, Miss Janitor, I’m fine.”

“Quick, under the desk!”

“2D IS TRUTH! 2D IS FREEDOM! 2D IS JUSTICE!”

“Get down from there and watch out for the banana peel.”

“I’ll let it go this time, because you’re cute.”

“Excuse me, Miss. Is this your wallet?”

“Its alright, that’s all part of the law of equivalent exchange.”

“Mechanic, I need this looked at, stat!”

“You can’t fit that many eggs in there!”

“I REALLY FUCKING HATE TENTACLES.”

“A real man doesn’t let up, not even for a second!”

“Taste the full power of the blade of darkness!”

“THIS IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE YOUR SOUL.”

“I’d kill for a cold beer…”

“With this, I’ll get an A on my assignment… right?”

“If you don’t massage her, she’ll explode!”

“There’s no need for these memories, right?”

“If I could see her just… one more time…”

“What do you mean, the boat’s broken?!”

“That’s NOT how you use a coconut!”