Shit My Friend And I Say Playing GTA Starters

bcgaboo:

• “i think its pretty impressive that i almost took out an armored truck in a bikini.”
• “Don’t steal the cop car!”
• “I stole the cop car.”
• “so now what?”
• “We could drive around and look for gang attacks.”
• “Hell yeah, I’ll do a gang attack in a bikini.”
• “We’re official cops.”
• “Stop shooting shit!”
• “Get off my bike!”
• “Can I get in the car please?!”
• “We’re helping [insert name/place]!”
• “Why do we have a wanted level?”
• “THERE’S AN ARMORED TRUCK!”
• “Rain makes driving hard.”
• “I was just called a bitch for driving into a tree.”
• “Can I blame it on the flip flops?”
• “Flip flops are not proper motorcycle gear.”
• “I am totally a cop. And not some dumb ass joyriding.”
• “PAUSE DRIVING, OKAY LEMME PULL OVER ON THE SIDEWALK.”
• “Just go into the water!”
• “They don’t look there.”
• “Just send your bill to the police station.”
• “We’re gonna blow this car up.”
• “I wish we could rob a bank.”
• “I was gonna Tokyo Drift!”
• “Why do I always end up at the casino?”
• “We look like two teenagers on spring break.”
• “We should probably put normal clothes on.”
• “I’m gonna pull my cop car into the clothing store.”
• “I am snazzy again.”
• “My ass looks great in these pants.”
• “We look fancy as fuck.”
• “We could totally own this cop car.”
• “You know what we look like? Detectives.”
• “____, can you back up into the car, please?”
• “Stop shoving me!”
• “Are there dudes in the building?”
• “Two out of three of my kills were headshots.”
• “I think I–ohhh no.”
• “I don’t think that’s how jet-skis work.”
• “If this thing doesn’t explode I’m gonna be really sad.”
• “That’s–oh, what the fuck?”
• “Can I spray down the cops?”
• “We’re kind of trying not to die.”
• “I’ve got enemies, I’ve got cops–”
• “I out smarted the po-po.”
• “I managed to escape with my firetruck.”
• “I JUST GOT RAN OVER!”
• “I think I just killed a man.”
• “Fuckin’ scooter patrol, being fucking rude”
• “I look like a hooker on the street, what do you think?”