“Why weren’t you listening to me!?!? Can’t you just listen!”
“Oh, well everyone does that”
*eye roll when you talk about something that your passionate/hyperfixated on*
“Shhhh! Your talking too loud!”
“That has nothing to do with your ADD”
Then my all time favorite:
Me: *doesn’t understand something supposedly simple* wait what?
Person: seriously…you still don’t get it? *starts to get frustrated*
Me: no, I don’t and you can ether explain it in simpler terms or forget it. It’s not my fault so stop getting mad at me