“Fuck physics, I have a pogo-stick!”
“You run on spring. Not the season.”
“His head is like, the size of a beach ball. It represents his ego.”
“I don’t think anyone has ever driven a car up Everest. That would be impressive. I’d clap.”
“I’m just a man with a stick. Don’t judge me.”
“Maximum height for maximum fall.”
“I’m the king of goats.”
“I wonder if the train would consider me a threat.”
“What the fuck just happened? Yeah okay, let’s pretend that’s normal.”
“I just wanted to surf on a train!”
“Oh sweet mama Jesus.”
“Where’s the pogo-stick, I lost the pogo!”
“Where’d he go? He just got like, eaten by the truck.”
“Catch me if you can, neener neener neener.”
“It’s my shit, I can blow it up if I want.”
“Fuck gravity.”
“I don’t want the porta-potty anymore.”
“You want my autograph? No. You’re dead to me.”
“Don’t question me. Let me kick you.”
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