“Halloween isn’t for a few more months, you goof.”
“I think you’re gonna burst into flames if you keep lying like that…” they purred, grinning, “that’s an awful lot of denial. Your little body might not be able to handle it.”
Admittedly, they didn’t believe their own words. But it was fun to see him get this frustrated about it.
Kamimatsu screamed as much as he could.
“I do not have a plant fetish! You are a fool to think I could explode!” he continued to shout randomly, completely losing his cool.
“Heh, who said anything about a plant fetish? All I said is you wanted my hot butt,” they snorted, having a hard time holding back their laughter. He totally just admitted to his weird fetish! All it took was some mild teasing!
“So… you’re a tree humper, are you? You like bark more than you do bite?” they snapped their sharp teeth at him, then stuck their tongue out cheekily.
“I…I….” Kami was trapped in his own mistake.
He stopped the tantrum and held his arms. Embarassed.
“I…I rather choose bushes and small plants…” he said quietly.
Hot cocoa haven 