“Halloween isn’t for a few more months, you goof.”
“You actually jerk off into bushes?! Why?!” their eyes grew wide, ears flat against their head. Holy shit! That was pretty messed up. Did he shove sticks up his ass too? Did he use leaves and wrap them around? So many questions were going through their head right now!
“……can you stop raising your voice…?” he whined, shushing them.
“I…I don’t think you’re one to judge me.”
“What the hell is that supposed to mean?” they rested their hands on their hips with a huff, “are you accusing me of something?!”
They could totally judge him! It was messed up! They knew there was something dirty about celestial beings.
“I doubt you’re any better!” Kami frowned.
“Look I’m not continuing this conversation!” he turned around and crossed his arms.
Hot cocoa haven 