Cousin: what kind of music do you listen to?

Me: wh-what?

Cousin: you know, in the car?

Me (nervously thinking about my Tumblr blog): ATTEND THE TALE OF SWEENEY WHOA AMBER IS THE COLOR OF YOUR EXIT LIGHT ENTER NIGHT TAKE MY HAND OFF TO THE BLACK PARADE WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE YELLOW SUBMARINE A YELLOW SUBMARINE A YELLOW SUBMARINE ALL AND ALL YOURE JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE DRONES HERE COME THE DRONES RADIOACTIVE RADIOACTIVE IM NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM

Me: help

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