*kicks down door*
IT WAS TWENTY YEARS AGO TODAY
*knocks everything off the table*
SGT PEPPER TAUGHT THE BAND TO PLAY
*throws a chair out the window*
THEY’VE BEEN GOING IN AND OUT OF STYLE
*kicks over a china cabinet*
BUT THEY’RE GUARANTEED TO RAISE A SMILE
*smashes a TV*
SO MAY I INTRODUCE TO YOU
THE ACT YOU’VE KNOWN FOR ALL THESE YEARS
*jumps up on table*
SGT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAAAAAANDDid you have to do it in my house