…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?
a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.
apparently it wasn’t enough.
Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.
It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass
This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.
this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic
wanted to rb some art but the collars are right over left and it feels uhh…uncomfortable
it occurred to me that some people just don’t Know this but yeah dont draw the collar like the one on the left unless it’s a funeral corpse or they’re a ghost haha
-constant feeling that you need to poop
-crotch pains
-those moments when you can feel the blood dripping out
-cramps for days before you actually see any blood
-simultaneous nausea and ravenous hunger
-simultaneous WANT SEX NOW and DON’T TOUCH ME EVER
-maximum rage at cis men
-got sensory issues? now they’re a lot worse
-got mental illness? no you don’t, any and all of your emotional problems can be blamed on your uterus
-that legitimate breakdown you had last week about a serious issue? PMS
-got any preexisting health issues? they’re all worse now
-gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross
– sit in one spot don’t move e v e r
– pad jammed up between your thighs pain
– crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad crooked pad cr
When the wings on the pad twist with the sticky side up while you were sitting down to give you a free surprise bikini wax the second you stand up
Got a cold or other respiratory infection? Every sneeze and cough = crimson waterfall below the belt.
– lower back has declared war against the rest of you, you cannot bend over or even get comfortable
Bloating. Excessive bloating, so much it’s hard to breath. Headaches, fever. Constantly being sleepy and no matter how much you sleep, it’s not enough.
Stretching your legs to get the pain out leads to a gush of blood from down below.
Hot cocoa haven 