I chipped my tooth last night and I think it’s because I was on coke
The sugar and chemicals in coke are really bad for your teeth…. Why would you put something in your body that you can use to clean pennies and toilet bowls?
i’m sure ive told you all before that my mom has a fondness for making custom birthday/valentines/etc cards on meme generators and most of the time they’re so powerful i don’t know what to do with them
here’s what she just posted on my boyfriends facebook for his birthday
i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011
no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize
every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment
on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man
Hot cocoa haven 