pettypoorandbougie:

irlmaleficar:

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

a cat stuck outside a bathroom door ghost-wrote this

izzy-almighty:

*record scratch* *freeze frame* yep. that’s me. you’re probably wondering how I got into this situation.

tariqah:

Not cheating on people and not betraying your friends is actually very very very easy and I would 100% recommend this to everyone