the-space-rose:

I’m the cheapest date ever like we can just sit in a parked car and talk and I’d be thrilled af

sherlockvowsontheriverstyx:

ryannxp:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

omfg

i like how he said he’s in the movie as if he’s an extra and not the main character and also crhis fucking evans

baamatsu:

baamatsu:

(mod: hey guys! so im nearly at 1000 followers and i decided i will do a give away!

first place winner will receive a full color commission,

with your choice of either one full body character or two waist up characters

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second place winner will receive a flat color commission, with your choice of either one full body character or two waist up characters

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third place winner will receive a black and white commission,

with your choice of either one full body character or two waist up characters

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rules for the give away:

1. you have to be following me
2. to enter, just reblog this post. likes do not count
3. you can only enter once
4. rules for the commissions fall under the same rules as this blog (with the added rule of no mechas because i cant draw them ;^;)
5. i will pick three winners using an random number generator.
6. i will contact the winners and if I do not hear from you with in 48 hrs I will pick a new winner

this give away will end on december 1,2017

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kittymkatt:

unfollovving:

m86:

humvees:

sapphic–leia:

gablesmcgee:

the-real-seebs:

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly.
public: applause
pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly.
public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

what timeline is this

pornhub doing a better job than Trump/America

somewhere in all this bad pornhub is out here doing so much good