
paul: hey so um guys, and everyone in the audience tonight, i just thought right now would be the perfect time to announce that i’m leaving the beatles
*audience gasps*
george: wtf paul????? john told me he was leaving the band YESTERDAY
*audience gasps louder*
john: because i knew paul would say it today because he wrote it in his diary so i had to steal his thunder and say it first
ringo: omg john u got him so good!!!!!!! look at him, he is MORTIFIED
*audience mumbles mean things about paul keeping a diary*
paul: that diary was not mine, i dont write in a diary, just so everybody knows that
*audience breathes a sigh of relief*
john: then why did you just happen to announce you’re leaving the band right after we sang “help” just like the diary said you would
*audience gasps*
paul: maybe i read the diary too and decided to copy it, didnt you think about that, john?????? o ya, u did think that bc THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT U DID
*audience gasps again*
john: u wanna go there paul?
paul: ya i DO.
WAS THE DIARY PAUL’S????
WILL PAUL AND JOHN “GO THERE?!?!?!?!”
TUNE IN TO NEXT WEEK’S EPISODE OF “ALL MY BEATLES” AND FIND OUT!
(thanks to paulieismylove for submitting this photo for me to caption!)













