targuzzler:

spookyrawr:

targuzzler:

If you just leave your shopping carts around the parking lot like a fucking chimpanzee instead of putting it in the corral like a human being you are going to super hell and if that doesnt exist i will pirate enough millions of copies of the passion of the christ just so god will definitely send me to normal hell so i can construct the super hell just for you you goddamn animal

If you leave a mess in resturaunts that have trays and garbage cans, you’re in the same boat.

fucking absolutely

haiku-robot:

jehovahhthickness:

miseducatedmelanicmuse:

juggernautofsin:

freedoritos:

theaztecthrasher:

sa-gal:

pinchblog:

Sex tip: If he’s pressuring you to do anal, buy a dildo the same size as his dick, and ask him to do it first. If he’s scared of the pain- case closed. There’s absolutely no reason that he should expect it to feel any differently for you. If he says that it would be emasculating, belittling or ‘gay’, then that man is a misogynistic homophobe, and you better run for the hills as fast as your legs can take you.

I’m screaming

Take it like a man

What if he says yes

then you start making memories

This

If you want me to do anal then you gotta let me peg you, boo!

if you want me to
do anal then you gotta
let me peg you boo

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!