honestly, being a vampire who is also a goth kid is the best possible cover
nobody’s gonna think the kid in all black, with an umbrella and sunglasses and a shirt that says ‘bite me’ is ACTUALLY a vampire, they’ll just think you’re a goth kid pretending to be a vampire
“I drink blood to sustain myself and to heal mortal wounds”
i have never been more convinced that big bang theory is written by normies until i saw one of the characters using a mac to play a mmo
i also want to add that there was a whole episode with sheldon trying to decide between an xbox one and ps4 when a nerd up his own ass like himself would obviously just build a rig
I think the big tip off should have been him even considering buying a Xbox one.