Listen Nintendo, I love you and everything, but selling us cardboard boxes to play with is probably the greatest thing you’ve ever thought of and I want 5000
a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same
You all are going after John for this but George got the succ while playing ukulele and they all did fucking group wank sessions so this really ain’t that bad. I have other stuff too I’m choosing to only say those two things.