heathyr:

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

connorludoph:

Mario and Donkey Kong are in the same universe, everyone already knows this

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Donkey Kong’s sidekick character is Diddy Kong

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Diddy Kong has a spinoff racing game

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This is the character select screen from that game

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First thing of note here is Banjo is here

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So we can confirm that Banjo-Kazooie and Mario take place in the same universe, just from that, but the more troubling thing is Conker is here

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Conker got his own game after this called Conker’s Bad Fur Day

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And the final boss of Conker’s Bad Fur Day is unmistakably

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a xenomorph

Super Mario Brothers, Banjo-Kazooie, and the Alien movies all take place in the same universe, this is canon, pass it along

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kittykat8311:

What does my cat think when I kiss his little head? Does he know it’s affection or does he think I’m trying to eat him

These questions are totes why I follow you, top quality content right here

It’s important!

Well it depends. Do you try to put ketchup on him before kissing his head, that would change things 😛

Yes. I put ketchup on my cat before I kiss his head.

Fun bit of info!

Kitties rub their heads against their chosen people as a method of scent marking, but not of ownership. Instead, they’re getting their scent on you because they know that you’re a family, but you smell “Funny” compared to them. They’re trying to make you smell like their family.

If your cat allows you to kiss their little head, it’s because they’re accepting -your- scent, and being part of your family.

Ketchup included.

This is a good note, thank you

This why they boop you. 🙂

Fact:

In animals that have communal grooming as part of their behavior, sticking your face in their face for kisses/boops doesn’t bother them at all because they know you’re not going to eat them.

But, with frogs (and other animals you shouldn’t be putting your mouth on) that do not have communal grooming there’s a high chance their first reaction will be “plz don’t eat me” before realizing you do not mean them any harm.

Also; if you accidentally step on a cat or a dog, or accidentally pinch/hurt a smaller pet and after they squeak or yelp you start petting them and trying to reassure the animal that you weren’t trying to hurt them they’ll understand that. Puppies and kittens get a little too rough with their play, but when a litter-mate ends up squeaking because they got hurt the puppy or kitten will stop playing so roughly and switch to kisses/licks as a way to apologize before they go back to playing.

When humans act the same way, and do not hurt them again it registers as “oh that wasn’t on purpose” and the animal quickly forgives you.

It’s the animal equivalent of “Don’t tell Mom!”

This is also good to know, thank you!

Thank fucking god

Why won’t anyone talk about the ketchup I’m so fuckin confused

why won’t anyone
talk about the ketchup i’m
so fuckin confused

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