rosebeaches:

me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*

me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck

maladaptive-dreamer:

Me: *writing a story*

Me: *stops for a few seconds to think through the next plot point*

Me two hours later: oh shit I’m supposed to be writing this down

k-dog-spoon:

enecoo:

And soon will you be

i have no idea of the context of this post but its the most omnious thing ive ever read