

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has
saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield
science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time
The ride home takes less time because you already have memories of the locations you passed on the way there. When you take in a new memory your brains “slows down” to process it and write as much information as possible. When you’ve already experienced something it doesn’t have as much to remember.
wait so is time essentially an illusion??
Yes.

what the fuck is this
Shaggy look like he’s had enough… like he about to roast Fred old toast head having ass.
“ Witcho lets split up takin the two girls leavin me with the fuckin dog ass set a trap but aint ever trappin ass flagellant ascot wearin ass wade in the water jeans ass steppin on the beat da dot da dot ass shoes. Boy im on your shit”
😂😂






