charlesoberonn:

candygarnet:

website: click here to start ur free trial lmao

me: ok

website: now just enter ur payment information

me: ???

That’s how they get you. 

pussylightlytoasted:

michaelmakesanentrance:

if u don’t kiss ur cat on their tiny soft little forehead wtf are u even doing

Yelling at her for trying to eat plastic

i-will-get-paulgasm:

Reporter: They say your haircuts are un-american.

John: That’s very observant of them because we’re not american, really.

Reporter: What do you think you’ve contributed to the music business?

Ringo: Records

cuttlfish:

sheikofthesheikah:

my sister is doing an essay for her finance course about bitcoin and her introduction is basically defining currency and equal payments.

so i told her to add alchemy’s first law of equivalent exchange. she just sent me the essay to look over it and

she fucking did.

ELRIC, A