cool-guy-senpai:

I fucking hate that trope in swordfighting where they just push grind the swords together as hard as they can while looking in each others eyes. Just fucking kick the other guy in his nuts! Not like he’s going to notice anyway while he’s staring intently at your beautiful eyes, and noticing your stubble, and damn, those lips look surprisingly rosy, and his golden hair…

{I’m a lazy piece of crap who doesn’t go on my rp account anymore} Kamimatsu: I got you a yellow lucky cat for christmas! It’s made of real gold and is said to bring the one in mind good luck!

jyushimatsurepliez:

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Thanks, Kamicchi!!

I’m totally not pawning this later!!

Of course, if one were to sell it without owning a pawn shop, say someone who wants to get rich off of their relative’s kindness, they would have years of bad luck. Like…

Whispers

Castrating. With. A. Saw.

@jyushimatsurepliez