I dun hafta call im’ ANYTHING ‘Anon’, now scram.

….. It’s not even your birthday today… you don’t share a birthday with us… besides… you told me that I make your eyes bleed…

I’m terribly sorry for saying that the other day. I was worried that you would hate me more if I was overly polite and so I went with a sarcastic insult. And you’re right. I’m being awful.
Hey, if anything that makes me like him more!! At least there’s something relatable about him if he has fetishes of his own!

W-why does everyone keep bringing this up?

Err, uh…thank you…?

Anon, you know that isn’t right. You shouldn’t be taking pictures of others without their consent. And trying to bribe me like that…it really hurts.
(([slow claps] good job anon))



He isn’t okay. He’s never okay.