Tag: ask-irl-evilmatsu

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ask-irl-evilmatsu:

shirfey:

A thought about them that they’d never share:  he’s a tall elf!!
First impression of them:  “Ah, this must be the bad side. Welcome to the world, horrible one.”
Favorite thing about them: the penis his cute grumpy attitude
Least favorite thing about them: THE HEIGHT. I’M OLDER THAN YOU WHY AM I THE SHORTEST
Hopes for their future relationship: suburb family with a child and a terrible job? o3o

@ask-irl-evilmatsu

Well I’m glad my dick attitude is pleasin’ ta ya.

[Nervous coughing] Y-yeah. ahem.

My name is Kami pie and I am here to say I’m gonna make you smile and I will brighten up your day! It doesn’t matter now If you are sad or blue. Cause cheering up my friends is just what kami here to do! [KICKS THE TEETH OUT OF THAT SHITTY MATSU]

ask-irl-evilmatsu:

ask-painful-godly:

akumatsu-answers:

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Holy shit I don’t even know if I should be angry or what but hot damn I’m ready-
TAKE ME NOW GOD DAMNIT  *Groans loudly*

//look what you did @ask-painful-godly he’s a hot and bothered mess 

((Aku is high key masochist/sadist XD))

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~I said it Kami sensei do I get a reward??? ❤ ❤ ❤
//At this point might as well strip and prepare yourself Kami cause he’s ready to fuck X,DD

@ask-painful-godly

((Since I can’t do nsfw smut with a minor, let’s just say they did the do))

also, censorship brought to you by Shirley