spottedhyena:

• Straight Friend Who’s Really Really Trying But Approaches Everything As An Interesting Hypothetical Instead Of As A Thing That Effects Real People And Then Doesn’t Understand Why You Get Distressed
• Other Straight Friend Who Gets Things Pretty Well After You Explain But Is Generally Clueless
• Straight Friend Who Doesn’t Really Pay Attention To LGBT Stuff But Is Supportive And Stays In His Lane
• The Straight White Girl Who Fetishizes The Gays ™ But Doesn’t Understand Why That’s An Issue
• The Straight “Friend” Who You Were Friends With In Middle School And Your Parents Don’t Understand Why You’re Not Friends With Anymore

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