Of course, if one were to sell it without owning a pawn shop, say someone who wants to get rich off of their relative’s kindness, they would have years of bad luck. Like…
Ah, yes! Jyushimatsu onii-sama has said so much about you! I’m Kamimatsu, his younger brother. I do hope you two become more than friends in the future, yes?
{Mentally} JYUSHIMATSU ONII-SAMA HAS A GIRLFRIEND! I AM ROOTING FOR HIM! [SOB!]
But uh, I would never do something as horrible as dating my dear Jyushimatsu’s ex. I really hope they stay together. It makes me proud to see one of us stepping up in life.
{Jyushimatsu likes porn just as much as the next matsu, normally. But then it gets complicated when it turns out certain porn might’ve been responsible for certain suicide attempts…}