
{Kamimatsu} [sigh] Alright. I have noticed you, anon-chan.
{Karamatsu} O-oi, burazza! Me too!
(Kami: 3/10, Kara: 3/20)

{Kamimatsu} [sigh] Alright. I have noticed you, anon-chan.
{Karamatsu} O-oi, burazza! Me too!
(Kami: 3/10, Kara: 3/20)

Well, you canβt love us both. Pick.
Kami: [2/10] Kara: [2/20]

((Hereβs the sketch! This will be fun! up to 20 asks! Go ahead and send in asks!))



{Karamatsu} My dear, the most glorious flower would be yourself, and I must say you are my favourite of all the plants nature has brought to the land.
{Kamimatsu} [puke]

β¦β¦.Osomatsu nii-san, why did you send me pictures of your fat butt?
((flipped a coin))


A love calculator does not stand a chance against my feelings for you, buraza.
[he gets his ass kicked ten seconds later]


rest in pepperoni godmatsu


But then, was there any doubt, my big burazza?

This is very painful.

[The loud eerie voices chanting from 2001 space odyssey in the background]