Trade disputes. boom! shwing shwing. meesa meesa! I’m padme. Are you an angel? Pod racing. I call for a vote of no confidence. Roger roger. Now this is pod racing! Medal ceremony.
Episode II
My, you’ve grown! slugs through the window. romantic getaway. I hate sand. I slaughtered them all. Count Dooku. Arena battle. Chase through the desert. Yoda throwing rocks. Creepy robot hand wedding.
Episode III
This is not the Jedi way. Do it! We can’t lose the Wookie system. I sense a plot to destroy the Jedi. Let me tell you about Darth Plagues the Wise. Unlimited power! Darth Vader. You were the chosen one! Noooooooo!
Rogue One
Lots of different planets. Space Jerusalem. Fighting through a city. Boom! Rain planet. Almost assassination. Tearful goodbye from dad. Time to become Rogue One. Fighting through a beach. Space filing systems. Space email. Boom!
Episode IV
Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only hope. This R2 unit is busted. You knew my father? These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. 12 parsecs. This ain’t no moon. Death Star. Aren’t you a little short to be a stormstrooper? Use the force, Luke. Medal ceremony.
Episode V
It’ll keep you warm. Giant robot camels. Go to the Degobah system. Luminous beings are we. Lando. Dark side cave. They’re my friends, I have to rescue them. Carbonite. I am your father. Noooooooo!
Episode VI
Jabba the Hutt. Let us go, or die. Battle over a giant sandmouth. Yoda dies. Another Death Star. Ewoks. It’s a trap! Chase through the forest. Awkward elevator ride. I am a Jedi knight, like my father before me! Afterparty in the woods, everybody comes back as a ghost.
Episode VII
Daring pilot. Orphaned desert child with magic powers. Find me this droid. Wise old mentor. Fallen Jedi knight. Evil empire. Big explody sphere. Use the force, Rey. Haven’t we done this before?
Episode VIII
Daring escape. Boom. Continuing to escape, daringly. The Jedi have to end. Let go of the past, kill it if you have to (including lingering plot threads from the previous movie). Casino planet. Obvious sleazy traitor. Mirror cave. Throne room. Surprising dismemberment. Unsurprising sleazy betrayal. A bit more escaping. Battering ram cannon. Ghost fight. One last bit of escaping.
I knew the basics before I got it, but I had no clue…
* The blood wouldn’t necessarily be red. When I first got my period, I spent a few min looking at my underwear wondering how I shit myself. I didn’t know the blood could look brown, or be thick.
* That tampons weren’t a good idea yet. I was 10 or 11 when I got my first period and physically smaller than an adult woman. My first attempt at inserting a tampon was very painful and unsuccessful. I wouldn’t use them until I was around 14 or so.
* That when you use pads the blood can get on your bottom and I’d have to occasionally clean off the toilet seat after using it.
* That getting your first period DOES NOT mean you’re fully developed and fully able to bear children. I could have technically gotten pregnant at that age, but I was still a child and pregnancy would have put my life in danger because I was still physically immature.
* That it wouldn’t be regular for another few years.
* That very painful cramping is NOT NORMAL once you reach your 20s and is cause for concern.
* That the blood and tissue you pass can look chunky or stringy and not like blood from a cut.
* That stress can halt your period for months BUT
* That doesn’t mean you can’t get pregnant
Feel free to add your own
Relatable
-passing blood clots is completely normal
-that your period may straight up skip a month when you first get it
-and then it’ll happen twice in the same month
-getting your period does NOT automatically make you a woman
Painful cramping isn’t normal in your 20’s? That’s a little concerning, mine have been getting exponentially worse
It is NOT normal.
I can 100% guarantee you have endometriosis, PCOS, or another hormone problem. If your doctor says it’s normal, DEMAND a second opinion.
Thinking that it’s normal is how people end up infertile or dead. It’s why so many women under 40 these days are having an almost impossible time either conceiving or preventing conception. Because no one teaches anyone that it’s the sign of trouble that can very seriously hurt you.
Anyone who has severe cramps, heavy bleeding, or irregular periods after about 19 years old should seek medical advice. None of those are normal.
If you have skin tags, a hard time losing weight, migraines related to your period, depression that is amplified when menstruating, severe mood swings, sleep disturbances that get worse with menstruation, or any other significant health problem that started with puberty and is worse when hormones are fluctuating you need to be checked.
None of the things that people relate to women on their periods is actually an example of a healthy woman. It’s an example of people who need one form of treatment or another.
Do NOT go to a general doctor. Find a women’s health center. Obgyn doctors. ASK SPECIFICALLY FOR A FEMALE DOCTOR. (Also helps with creating a demand for female doctors, win-win)
And if the doctor you do see tried to write you off as “nothing” or “its normal”? Politely insist for another doctor. People forget: you are paying them for a service. If you believe the doctor is not taking you or your problems seriously, ASK FOR ANOTHER DOCTOR. Specifically, “Do you have another doctor on staff who is more experienced with female health”. It is WELL within your right to change doctors as you see fit – you owe no loyalty to one specific doctor if they aren’t meeting your needs.
Reblogging for all my followers with vaginas. I have so many sisters and friends with vaginas and I didn’t know most of this. I turn 30 soon. You’d think I’d have pick up these bits of information over the years in conversation.
Hey!! Hey everybody with periods!!! If you have a period you should read this, because it’s helpful, and people with periods really aren’t taught enough about their own bodies.
even if u personally don’t get a period, someone u know/care abt prob does & u should pass this along
women’s health is health & we should all know these things, i feel
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Please credit the creator and link to their challenge if you use this!! I did not make it! Thanks!
Cause all of you are my fam, you’re welcome. Love y’all. Enjoy your Pikachu
I forgot to tell you all to take this specific Pikachu to the Pikachu Valley on Akala Island (the second island). Go interact with the sad female Pikachu near the river on the right side, And you’ll get something special to use in battle!
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Ok so this post is extremely long and I put it all together for my blogs Feeling sad page but as I don’t have a huge amount of followers I realize so many people are not seeing this information so I’m posting it here too!
alternatives without harming yourself:
holding/squeezing ice.
splashing your face with water.
getting a rubber band and snapping it against your skin (this could hurt, though it’s better than other ways that people usually choose to self-harm).
take a hot shower or bath.
eat something sour. it will take your mind of the urge. (lemon, sour lollies)
massage where you want to self-harm.
get a red pen or red paint and draw/paint over where you usually self-harm.
remind yourself as to why you shouldn’t do it. (scars, harms organs, leave memories etc…)
describe what you are feeling. (is the urge/pain in your chest, fists, legs, arms, head).
killing yourself will not help. it is not a solution.
you have your whole life ahead of you. you have so many more years that you can accomplish things in. for example;
Hot cocoa haven 