askthe7thmatsu:

“Yea, Ichimatsu-nii would surely to do that, I guess it’s a good thing that’s it’s me, right?” He chuckled as well. “Ah, so now that you’re feeling better, what do want to do next?”

“Ah…um…” Kamimatsu stared at the ground for a bit, mumbling.

“What…do…”

He suddenly stood up and stared at a stray cat.

It stared back.

“Look, Hide-san!”

ask-irl-evilmatsu:

theeighthbrother:

ask-irl-evilmatsu:

theeighthbrother:

“Well..two holes and a lot of stamina…~”

“Also lube, a lot of days, a hunger for dicks, and the preparation of not being able to walks for at least a month of 2.”

“…Then there’s needing a shit ton of makeup or clothes to cover up the marks the morning after.”

“Yeah dat’s true, dun f’ get th’ pain next mornin’, o’ noon dependin’ how long it goes and I’m pretty sure both f’ us will be switchin’ places too so~”

“Good Lord are you using a tree in your courtly actions?”

kengriffey-jr:

squiddleward:

alright, since i’m an administrator on the spongebob wiki and this meme has been gaining traction lately i feel obligated to provide clarification.

the one on the left is spongegar from season 3 episode 14 “ugh.” he is not the subject of the caveman spongebob meme.

the one on the right, the caveman spongebob meme we all know and love, is the primitive sponge from season 1 episode 14a “sb-129.”

as you can see, these two are not the same character! have fun with this meme, but please do not refer to it as “spongegar.”

not gonna say it again