“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”
“Not today small ensemble”
“Yam is meat”
“We don’t HAVE motion detectors!”
“Nebulorbs”
“Fire mage”
“Fucking bug zapper”
the skink magnet under the bench.
“even my hair is pumpkin spice”
“Be aware of your surroundings Mrs B”
I like pears, but not like that
roy
aicha aicha when we were on the street now i’m alone aicha aicha where did you go
*passive aggressive whispering* pocket
aids donuts
‘hey matthew’ “what?” “fuck you”
or my personal version
“hey matthew” “what?” “She’s an uptown girl”
*stage whisper* two ninety-nine
bread
TWO PEOPLE?!
Free trial? Free trial.
#619
“the human girl fell over”
“mm if ya wang”LET
DOCUASE YOUR USUNG A LINUX
I PEE WATERMELONS!
Lick the fucking lamp damn it!
“YOU SEE THAT SMALL POTATO DAVE? THATS YOU! …… Oh my god that’s a pumpkin fuck me up.”
“I will stab you with the real knife”
I know some of you are not honors worthy, and though I’m not naming names, here’s a list.
“i watched naruto to get laid” “liSten just bc i ATE my own DICK dOESNT MEAN—” @theknightofblood888 @gaydeadboy
Bean
Sexy horse noises and roller-coaster boners
one true pickle
sans pouring semen all over himself
napstablook’s non existent stairs
napstablook’s magical headphones
“DO YOU MIND?!?!”
mettaton needs you to die
you dirty robot fucker ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
sans’ and papyrus’ snow sculpture graves
temmie disease
“who are they?”, “I don’t know and I don’t want to know”
“Is this undertail???”
No friends=no inside joke
Hot cocoa haven 