MBTI Types and how they get what they want

doctorintj:

As requested by @q33r

This is so stereotypical it hurts

ISTJ: They’ll do some weird shiz to the printer at work so you can’t use it if you don’t give it up

ISFJ: idk they’re too adorable to refuse don’t frickin refuse them

ISTP: Honestly their glare is enough to scare you into surrender imo

ISFP: They’ll take some really stupid and embarrassing photos of you and post them everywhere

INTJ: They only need to ask once; otherwise some drama is gonna go down.

INFJ: They know your every insecurity and use it against you.

INTP: They’ll probably install some malware crap on your computer if you don’t comply Lol

INFP: You’ll give them what they want cuz you’re worried about breaking their lil heart.

ESTJ: They’ll scream at you in front of all your co-workers/classmates and embarrass yoOuuu

ESFJ: They’ll tell everyone about that one time you fell into the punch bowl at the 7th grade dance in EXTreMe DEtaiL.

ESTP: They’ll fight you to get what they want. THEY WILL BRAWL YOUUUU.

ESFP: They’ll challenge you to a DDR tournament. Whether you win or not depends on how much you like Lady Gaga.

ENTJ: If you want to keep your house you’d better listen lol

ENFJ: They will persuade you one way or another and you don’t know how they do it.

ENTP: Don’t even try to negotiate with ENTPs. TheY’re Called DEBATERS for A Reason.

ENFP: IDK WHAT THEY DOOO They probably cast some abracadabraharrypottermuggle spell on you

The point of this post is to tell you to trust no one because legit all of these types will blackmail you.